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Drink Package Take My Money Funny Cruise Sticker Magnet Gift For Cruise Lovers

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She came for a vacation. They mentioned the drink package. The rest is history — and also a lanyard badge and a tropical cocktail raised in triumph. This flamingo knows exactly what she signed up for, and the penguin bartender with a full tray of drinks is keeping the dream alive. "I Said 'Vacation,' They Said 'Drink Package,' I Said 'Take My Money'" is the cruise negotiation that every drink-package loyalist has lived, word for word.

A great cruise gift for the friend who researches the drink package before she books the cabin, or anyone who considers the cost-per-cocktail math a legitimate vacation planning tool. This funny cruise sticker or magnet lands perfectly as a bon voyage gift, a cruise souvenir, or a little something for the cruise lover in your group who absolutely got her money's worth.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love funny gifts with personality.

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Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

Buy 2 for $10 ~~ Use code 210 at checkout

Buy 5 for $20 ~~ Use code 520

Buy 10 for $35 ~~ Use code 1035

She came for a vacation. They mentioned the drink package. The rest is history — and also a lanyard badge and a tropical cocktail raised in triumph. This flamingo knows exactly what she signed up for, and the penguin bartender with a full tray of drinks is keeping the dream alive. "I Said 'Vacation,' They Said 'Drink Package,' I Said 'Take My Money'" is the cruise negotiation that every drink-package loyalist has lived, word for word.

A great cruise gift for the friend who researches the drink package before she books the cabin, or anyone who considers the cost-per-cocktail math a legitimate vacation planning tool. This funny cruise sticker or magnet lands perfectly as a bon voyage gift, a cruise souvenir, or a little something for the cruise lover in your group who absolutely got her money's worth.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love funny gifts with personality.