Get a Signed Copy
Real books. Signed by hand. Personalized if you want one. Packed and shipped without corporate optimism.
Every signed copy comes directly from me. No warehouse. No sticker pretending to be a signature. Just books, ink, packaging tape, and whatever level of sleep deprivation I’m currently operating under.
How Signed Copies Work
I sign every copy myself, directly on the title page, before it ships out.
You can keep it simple with just a signature, or you can ask for a personalized inscription. A name, a short message, a birthday note, whatever makes sense.
Nothing here is pretending to be fancier than it is. No mass pre-signed stack. No mystery warehouse. Just me, the books, a pen, and the familiar dread of packing tape.
I’ll pack it carefully and send it out like it matters.
Personalization
If you want the book personalized, leave the name and message during checkout.
Keep it simple. A name is enough. A short note works too.
If you leave it blank, I’ll just sign the book. Clean, simple, no awkward guessing on my end.
Available Signed Books
These are the books currently available as signed copies. Pick the one you want, choose personalization if needed, and I’ll handle the rest from my end.
Flying Unseen
Doug Miller has a face you forget while you're still looking at him.
He likes it that way. Invisible is safe. Manageable. Fewer expectations. Fewer consequences. His entire life is about staying below the radar. And it mostly works.
Until it doesn't …
Echoes of Reality
Maya Brooks operates inside the system as few others can, navigating a synthetic universe designed to watch, adapt, and correct anyone who resists it. As a central figure in a fragile resistance…
The Impact of Steel
Joshua Steel never asked for followers. He shuns the spotlight, but the myth grows bigger than the man.
As global pressure builds and the masses react, the old order starts to crack. Leaders scramble to hold on. Peace could come at a high price.
BLOODLINES: THE JUICE CHRONICLES
Control Juice. Control the world.
That’s power worth dying for.
And the mountain town of Murphy is running out of body bags.
A paranormal action thriller with dark humor, mounting dread, and a myth that turns out to be something worse.
REVOLUTION: THE JUICE CHRONICLES
Book Two
Control Juice. Control the world.
That's power worth dying for.
Dak Kent survived Bloodlines with his daughter safe, his secrets buried, and a bite on his neck he can't explain. Two years later, he thought the worst was behind him.
He thought wrong.
WALLY OR WON’T SHE?
Wally Katchoo is thirty, socially anxious, and held together by sarcasm, microwaved dinners, and a dog with criminal gas.
And just when Wally decides he should…
HER AGAIN?
Dak Kramer thought he’d stabilized. Over a year after the one breakup he still couldn’t joke about, he'd moved on.
He thought he was over her.
He thought wrong.
PICKLES AGAIN?
Three linked stories. One recurring problem: Pickles.
Pickles says things. Unfiltered things.
No one signed up for this…
OVERCOOKED
Humorous fiction for anyone who’s ever worked food service—or ever wondered what really happens behind the kitchen doors.
Come for the disasters, stay for the…
Saltwater Fishing for the Curious Angler
Saltwater fishing is part skill, part patience, part dumb luck, and part standing in the sun wondering if the fish have formed a committee against you.
Life Was Fine Until People
Let’s be honest—most days, it’s not life that’s the problem. It’s the people. Life Was Fine Until People is a brutally observant, darkly funny collection of darkly funny essays and reluctant epiphanies from a seasoned curmudgeon just trying to survive civilization with his sanity intact.
Shipping & Handling
I sign, pack, and ship these myself, so orders usually go out within a few business days.
Shipping times vary because the postal system remains a haunted machine, but I’ll get the book moving from my end as soon as I can.
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