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Avoiding Land-Based Responsibilities Sticker Magnet Funny Cruise Gift for Cruise Lovers

$6.00

Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

Buy 2 for $10 ~~ Use code 210 at checkout

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A lobster in a Hawaiian shirt, straw hat, and sunglasses holding a tropical cocktail next to a cruise ship — this design knows exactly what cruise vacation energy feels like, and it has zero apologies about it. "Currently Avoiding Land-Based Responsibilities" is the unofficial motto of every cruiser the moment they step on board, and this sticker and magnet puts it where it belongs: on your tumbler, your cooler, or anywhere else that needs to know you're officially off the clock.

It's a funny cruise gift that works for first-timers and seasoned cruisers alike — anyone who counts down to their next sailing, lives for sea days, and considers avoiding responsibilities a legitimate vacation strategy. Grab it as a bon voyage gift, a cruise souvenir, or just a little something for the cruise lover in your life who needs this on their water bottle immediately.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love funny gifts with personality.

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Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

Buy 2 for $10 ~~ Use code 210 at checkout

Buy 5 for $20 ~~ Use code 520

Buy 10 for $35 ~~ Use code 1035

A lobster in a Hawaiian shirt, straw hat, and sunglasses holding a tropical cocktail next to a cruise ship — this design knows exactly what cruise vacation energy feels like, and it has zero apologies about it. "Currently Avoiding Land-Based Responsibilities" is the unofficial motto of every cruiser the moment they step on board, and this sticker and magnet puts it where it belongs: on your tumbler, your cooler, or anywhere else that needs to know you're officially off the clock.

It's a funny cruise gift that works for first-timers and seasoned cruisers alike — anyone who counts down to their next sailing, lives for sea days, and considers avoiding responsibilities a legitimate vacation strategy. Grab it as a bon voyage gift, a cruise souvenir, or just a little something for the cruise lover in your life who needs this on their water bottle immediately.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love funny gifts with personality.