Get $10 off any 3 SWAG items.
Use discount code 3SWAG at checkout.
Sunglasses on, tropical drink in hand, stacks of cash and poker chips at his feet — this kid has fully checked out and he is not apologizing for it. The "I don't give a Ship. I'm on Vacation." punchline lands exactly right for anyone who has ever counted down the days to a cruise and arrived ready to leave every obligation at the dock.
This cruise tote bag is the vacation gift that gets it. Toss it over your shoulder for shore excursions, pool days, or hauling back souvenirs from every port stop. It makes a funny cruise gift for the traveler who schedules their worrying for the return flight, and a solid vacation tote for anyone who treats the gangway as a hard boundary between real life and somewhere much better. MPCfiction exclusives run in limited batches, so grab it before this one sails.
Product details:
- Made with 100% polyester
- Medium-weight fabric: 6.49 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)
- Durable construction for everyday use
- Double-stitched seams
- Cotton webbing straps
- Non-woven laminate interior
- Available in 3 sizes
- One large storage compartment
- 5 handle color options available
- Printed with dye sublimation for high-end visual quality
- Size tolerance: ±0.75" (1.9 cm)
Perfect for:
- Bookstore and library trips
- Carrying books, notebooks, and daily essentials
- Reader gifts for people who love books
- Book lover gifts
- Literary-themed everyday accessories
This tote is a practical staple with a witty, exclusive design that makes it easy to carry your essentials and show off your love of fiction at the same time. People who love to read books will want one of these!
Get $10 off any 3 SWAG items.
Use discount code 3SWAG at checkout.
Sunglasses on, tropical drink in hand, stacks of cash and poker chips at his feet — this kid has fully checked out and he is not apologizing for it. The "I don't give a Ship. I'm on Vacation." punchline lands exactly right for anyone who has ever counted down the days to a cruise and arrived ready to leave every obligation at the dock.
This cruise tote bag is the vacation gift that gets it. Toss it over your shoulder for shore excursions, pool days, or hauling back souvenirs from every port stop. It makes a funny cruise gift for the traveler who schedules their worrying for the return flight, and a solid vacation tote for anyone who treats the gangway as a hard boundary between real life and somewhere much better. MPCfiction exclusives run in limited batches, so grab it before this one sails.
Product details:
- Made with 100% polyester
- Medium-weight fabric: 6.49 oz/yd² (200 g/m²)
- Durable construction for everyday use
- Double-stitched seams
- Cotton webbing straps
- Non-woven laminate interior
- Available in 3 sizes
- One large storage compartment
- 5 handle color options available
- Printed with dye sublimation for high-end visual quality
- Size tolerance: ±0.75" (1.9 cm)
Perfect for:
- Bookstore and library trips
- Carrying books, notebooks, and daily essentials
- Reader gifts for people who love books
- Book lover gifts
- Literary-themed everyday accessories
This tote is a practical staple with a witty, exclusive design that makes it easy to carry your essentials and show off your love of fiction at the same time. People who love to read books will want one of these!
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