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Humidity Builds Character Allegedly Florida Souvenir Sticker Magnet Funny Florida Gift for Locals and Snowbirds

$6.00

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A soaking-wet penguin in a Hawaiian shirt, flip flops, and a straw hat — holding a tiny fan in one hand and a tropical drink in the other, with the Florida map behind him and a smug little sun watching the whole disaster unfold. "Humidity Builds Character. Allegedly." is the kind of thing only someone who has actually survived a Florida summer would say, and the penguin's expression makes it clear he's still working on the character part.

This is the Florida souvenir sticker or magnet for everyone who loves the Sunshine State but has complicated feelings about August. It's a funny Florida gift that hits for locals, snowbirds, and tourists alike — the kind of vacation keepsake that gets slapped on a water bottle, a car bumper, or a fridge and immediately starts conversations. If they live here, they'll relate. If they visited, they'll remember exactly why.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love funny gifts with personality.

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Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

Buy 2 for $10 ~~ Use code 210 at checkout

Buy 5 for $20 ~~ Use code 520

Buy 10 for $35 ~~ Use code 1035

A soaking-wet penguin in a Hawaiian shirt, flip flops, and a straw hat — holding a tiny fan in one hand and a tropical drink in the other, with the Florida map behind him and a smug little sun watching the whole disaster unfold. "Humidity Builds Character. Allegedly." is the kind of thing only someone who has actually survived a Florida summer would say, and the penguin's expression makes it clear he's still working on the character part.

This is the Florida souvenir sticker or magnet for everyone who loves the Sunshine State but has complicated feelings about August. It's a funny Florida gift that hits for locals, snowbirds, and tourists alike — the kind of vacation keepsake that gets slapped on a water bottle, a car bumper, or a fridge and immediately starts conversations. If they live here, they'll relate. If they visited, they'll remember exactly why.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love funny gifts with personality.