Retirement means finally having time to do whatever you want.
Kramer has a suggestion for keeping that time occupied.
The cover announces, “Congratz on Retirement” and offers some expert advice: “Experts have determined the best way to keep busy with minimal effort. Details inside. Read the last line real slow.” Inside, the helpful guidance takes a turn: “However, it only works on those with below-average aptitude. The secret is in the last line on the front of this card.” Back to the front they go. Apparently, the retirement activities have already begun.
This funny retirement card is perfect for a coworker, friend, sibling, or newly retired boss who appreciates sarcastic humor and can take a little ribbing. Wearing his bathrobe and slippers, coffee in hand, Kramer delivers a mischievous send-off for someone trading deadlines and meetings for a much less demanding schedule.
This Say It Better Collectible Card features original artwork by Michael of MPC Fiction, blending expressive characters with witty humor that says what you’re really thinking. Every card tells a complete visual story, with a setup on the front and a surprise punchline inside. The left interior panel is left blank, giving you plenty of room to add your own personal message.
Collect your favorites and explore the growing Say It Better Collectible Attitude Cards collection—relationship cards and everyday humor made to be remembered long after they’re opened.
Product Details
- 4.25" x 5.5" folded card on heavy, premium cardstock
- Blank inside for your own personal message
- Comes with a matching plain white envelope
- Vivid, full-color printing front and inside
- Ready to personalize, sign, and send
Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love funny gifts with personality.
Retirement means finally having time to do whatever you want.
Kramer has a suggestion for keeping that time occupied.
The cover announces, “Congratz on Retirement” and offers some expert advice: “Experts have determined the best way to keep busy with minimal effort. Details inside. Read the last line real slow.” Inside, the helpful guidance takes a turn: “However, it only works on those with below-average aptitude. The secret is in the last line on the front of this card.” Back to the front they go. Apparently, the retirement activities have already begun.
This funny retirement card is perfect for a coworker, friend, sibling, or newly retired boss who appreciates sarcastic humor and can take a little ribbing. Wearing his bathrobe and slippers, coffee in hand, Kramer delivers a mischievous send-off for someone trading deadlines and meetings for a much less demanding schedule.
This Say It Better Collectible Card features original artwork by Michael of MPC Fiction, blending expressive characters with witty humor that says what you’re really thinking. Every card tells a complete visual story, with a setup on the front and a surprise punchline inside. The left interior panel is left blank, giving you plenty of room to add your own personal message.
Collect your favorites and explore the growing Say It Better Collectible Attitude Cards collection—relationship cards and everyday humor made to be remembered long after they’re opened.
Product Details
- 4.25" x 5.5" folded card on heavy, premium cardstock
- Blank inside for your own personal message
- Comes with a matching plain white envelope
- Vivid, full-color printing front and inside
- Ready to personalize, sign, and send
Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love funny gifts with personality.
