Price includes FREE SHIPPING!
Buy Any 3 Get $8 Off ~~ Use code SAVE8 at checkout
Buy Any 5 Get $15 Off ~~ Use code SAVE15 act checkout
Sometimes you don’t need a better excuse.
You just need one nobody can argue with.
The cover sets up George’s suspiciously serious medical condition: early-onset anal glaucoma. Open the card for the real diagnosis:
“I just can’t see my ass hanging out with you anymore.”
Blunt, ridiculous, and delivered with complete confidence, this Say It Better Collectible Gift Card is made for the friend, coworker, relative, or lovable pain in the ass who appreciates humor without the polite little filter.
The front creates the setup. The illustrated inside panel delivers the punchline. The left interior remains blank for your own message—assuming there’s anything left to say.
Created by Michael of MPC Fiction, every Say It Better card pairs original character artwork with the thoughts people usually keep to themselves. These aren’t occasion cards. They’re relationship cards: collectible little works of humor for the people who know exactly how you mean it.
Browse the growing Say It Better collection and find the card that says what you’re really thinking.
Product Details
- 4.25" x 5.5" folded card on heavy, premium cardstock
- Blank inside for your own personal message
- Comes with a matching plain white envelope
- Vivid, full-color printing front and inside
- Ready to personalize, sign, and send
Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love funny gifts with personality.
Price includes FREE SHIPPING!
Buy Any 3 Get $8 Off ~~ Use code SAVE8 at checkout
Buy Any 5 Get $15 Off ~~ Use code SAVE15 act checkout
Sometimes you don’t need a better excuse.
You just need one nobody can argue with.
The cover sets up George’s suspiciously serious medical condition: early-onset anal glaucoma. Open the card for the real diagnosis:
“I just can’t see my ass hanging out with you anymore.”
Blunt, ridiculous, and delivered with complete confidence, this Say It Better Collectible Gift Card is made for the friend, coworker, relative, or lovable pain in the ass who appreciates humor without the polite little filter.
The front creates the setup. The illustrated inside panel delivers the punchline. The left interior remains blank for your own message—assuming there’s anything left to say.
Created by Michael of MPC Fiction, every Say It Better card pairs original character artwork with the thoughts people usually keep to themselves. These aren’t occasion cards. They’re relationship cards: collectible little works of humor for the people who know exactly how you mean it.
Browse the growing Say It Better collection and find the card that says what you’re really thinking.
Product Details
- 4.25" x 5.5" folded card on heavy, premium cardstock
- Blank inside for your own personal message
- Comes with a matching plain white envelope
- Vivid, full-color printing front and inside
- Ready to personalize, sign, and send
Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love funny gifts with personality.
