snow sucks R.png
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton. (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy (Copy)
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton. (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy (Copy)
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton. (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy (Copy)
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton. (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy (Copy)
snow sucks R.png
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton. (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy (Copy)
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton. (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy (Copy)
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton. (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy (Copy)
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton. (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy (Copy)

Florida Because Snow Sucks Funny Florida Souvenir Sticker Magnet Gift for Snowbirds and Florida Transplants

$6.00

Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

Buy 2 for $10 ~~ Use code 210 at checkout

Buy 5 for $20 ~~ Use code 520

Buy 10 for $35 ~~ Use code 1035

A snowman in board shorts and sunglasses, water skiing past a dolphin with a pelican cheering overhead and the Florida map glowing orange in the background — this is what happens when someone from up north finally makes the right decision. "Florida. Because Snow Sucks!" is not a controversial opinion, and the snowman melting into the best day of his life is the perfect mascot for everyone who traded shovels for flip flops and never looked back.

This is the Florida souvenir sticker or magnet for the transplant who's smug about it, the snowbird who's counting down the days, and the lifelong Floridian who has never once missed winter. It's a funny Florida gift that travels well — stick it on a cooler, a car bumper, or a fridge back in whatever cold place someone escaped from as a reminder of what they're working toward. If they love the sunshine state and have strong feelings about February, this one says it for them.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love funny gifts with personality.

Choose a Charm:

Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

Buy 2 for $10 ~~ Use code 210 at checkout

Buy 5 for $20 ~~ Use code 520

Buy 10 for $35 ~~ Use code 1035

A snowman in board shorts and sunglasses, water skiing past a dolphin with a pelican cheering overhead and the Florida map glowing orange in the background — this is what happens when someone from up north finally makes the right decision. "Florida. Because Snow Sucks!" is not a controversial opinion, and the snowman melting into the best day of his life is the perfect mascot for everyone who traded shovels for flip flops and never looked back.

This is the Florida souvenir sticker or magnet for the transplant who's smug about it, the snowbird who's counting down the days, and the lifelong Floridian who has never once missed winter. It's a funny Florida gift that travels well — stick it on a cooler, a car bumper, or a fridge back in whatever cold place someone escaped from as a reminder of what they're working toward. If they love the sunshine state and have strong feelings about February, this one says it for them.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love funny gifts with personality.