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Don't Bother Me I'm Reading Funny Book Lover Gift for Readers Who Mean It

$6.00

Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

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A tiny bespectacled piglet sits completely unbothered, nose in a book, while a full-scale dragon looms behind it with wings spread and jaws open wide. The contrast is the whole joke — and the piglet does not look up. "Don't Bother Me. I'm Reading." is an MPCfiction exclusive that captures exactly what serious readers feel the moment someone interrupts a good chapter, rendered here with scales, teeth, and absolute zero eye contact.

For the reader who has perfected the art of aggressive focus, this makes a genuinely funny bookish gift that they'll recognize immediately. It's the kind of design that earns a laugh from anyone who has ever lost track of time in a book and resented coming back — a great funny gift for book lovers, a strong book nerd gift, and an easy pick as a stocking stuffer for readers who already have everything except a dragon to enforce their reading hours.

Bookmarks: Clear handmade acrylic bookmark measuring 2 x 6 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design with matching charms on both sides and a removable clear rubber loop handle.

Round Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Square Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade, kiss cut, and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Luggage Tags: Clear handmade acrylic luggage tag measuring 2.5 x 4.2 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides with a removable clear rubber loop handle.

PVC Tiles: White handmade PVC tile measuring 2.25 x 3.75 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip with a black adjustable plastic strap for hanging on bags, totes, backpacks, luggage, or other everyday gear.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love books, cozy weekends, literary humor, and bookish gifts with personality.

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Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

Buy 2 for $10 ~~ Use code 210 at checkout

Buy 5 for $20 ~~ Use code 520

Buy 10 for $35 ~~ Use code 1035

A tiny bespectacled piglet sits completely unbothered, nose in a book, while a full-scale dragon looms behind it with wings spread and jaws open wide. The contrast is the whole joke — and the piglet does not look up. "Don't Bother Me. I'm Reading." is an MPCfiction exclusive that captures exactly what serious readers feel the moment someone interrupts a good chapter, rendered here with scales, teeth, and absolute zero eye contact.

For the reader who has perfected the art of aggressive focus, this makes a genuinely funny bookish gift that they'll recognize immediately. It's the kind of design that earns a laugh from anyone who has ever lost track of time in a book and resented coming back — a great funny gift for book lovers, a strong book nerd gift, and an easy pick as a stocking stuffer for readers who already have everything except a dragon to enforce their reading hours.

Bookmarks: Clear handmade acrylic bookmark measuring 2 x 6 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design with matching charms on both sides and a removable clear rubber loop handle.

Round Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Square Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade, kiss cut, and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Luggage Tags: Clear handmade acrylic luggage tag measuring 2.5 x 4.2 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides with a removable clear rubber loop handle.

PVC Tiles: White handmade PVC tile measuring 2.25 x 3.75 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip with a black adjustable plastic strap for hanging on bags, totes, backpacks, luggage, or other everyday gear.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love books, cozy weekends, literary humor, and bookish gifts with personality.