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Don't Bother Me I'm Reading — Funny Bookish Gift for the Reader Who Refuses to Be Interrupted

$6.00

Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

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A tiny bunny sits cross-legged, deep in a book, one small paw raised in a firm "not now" — while a massive, snarling wolf looms overhead, fangs bared, completely ignored. The contrast is the whole joke. The wolf is enormous. The bunny does not care. Any reader who has ever held up a hand mid-conversation without looking up will recognize this MPCfiction exclusive immediately.

It's a funny gift for the book lover who goes feral when interrupted mid-chapter — and a surprisingly great pick when you need bookish gifts that actually get a laugh. Tuck it in as a stocking stuffer for readers, grab it for the book nerd who has been sending "do not disturb" signals for years, or keep it for yourself as a small, very honest piece of reading humor. These MPCfiction exclusives are made in limited batches, and the ones that resonate tend to disappear.

Bookmarks: Clear handmade acrylic bookmark measuring 2 x 6 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design with matching charms on both sides and a removable clear rubber loop handle.

Round Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Square Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade, kiss cut, and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Luggage Tags: Clear handmade acrylic luggage tag measuring 2.5 x 4.2 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides with a removable clear rubber loop handle.

PVC Tiles: White handmade PVC tile measuring 2.25 x 3.75 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip with a black adjustable plastic strap for hanging on bags, totes, backpacks, luggage, or other everyday gear.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love books, cozy weekends, literary humor, and bookish gifts with personality.

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Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

Buy 2 for $10 ~~ Use code 210 at checkout

Buy 5 for $20 ~~ Use code 520

Buy 10 for $35 ~~ Use code 1035

A tiny bunny sits cross-legged, deep in a book, one small paw raised in a firm "not now" — while a massive, snarling wolf looms overhead, fangs bared, completely ignored. The contrast is the whole joke. The wolf is enormous. The bunny does not care. Any reader who has ever held up a hand mid-conversation without looking up will recognize this MPCfiction exclusive immediately.

It's a funny gift for the book lover who goes feral when interrupted mid-chapter — and a surprisingly great pick when you need bookish gifts that actually get a laugh. Tuck it in as a stocking stuffer for readers, grab it for the book nerd who has been sending "do not disturb" signals for years, or keep it for yourself as a small, very honest piece of reading humor. These MPCfiction exclusives are made in limited batches, and the ones that resonate tend to disappear.

Bookmarks: Clear handmade acrylic bookmark measuring 2 x 6 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design with matching charms on both sides and a removable clear rubber loop handle.

Round Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Square Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade, kiss cut, and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Luggage Tags: Clear handmade acrylic luggage tag measuring 2.5 x 4.2 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides with a removable clear rubber loop handle.

PVC Tiles: White handmade PVC tile measuring 2.25 x 3.75 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip with a black adjustable plastic strap for hanging on bags, totes, backpacks, luggage, or other everyday gear.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love books, cozy weekends, literary humor, and bookish gifts with personality.