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Reading Makes You Sexy Funny Bookish Gift for Book Nerds and Reader Guys

$6.00

Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

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The joke lands before you even finish reading it. A scrawny guy in flip-flops and a ratty tank top — book in hand, stack of novels at his feet — peers into a mirror and sees a broad-shouldered, open-shirted version of himself staring confidently back. "Reading Makes You Sexy" is the MPCfiction exclusive that every reader already believes on some level, and this design makes the case with a straight face and excellent abs.

If you're shopping for a funny gift for readers, this one has range. It works for the book nerd who takes their TBR pile very seriously, the guy who reads more than he lifts, or anyone who needs a little bookish encouragement on their shelf or bag. A solid gag gift for book lovers and a genuinely funny reader gift that holds up every time someone sees it — and they will absolutely stop to look twice.

Bookmarks: Clear handmade acrylic bookmark measuring 2 x 6 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design with matching charms on both sides and a removable clear rubber loop handle.

Round Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Square Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade, kiss cut, and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Compact Mirrors: 2-inch compact mirror with plastic housing and a real glass mirror inside, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Luggage Tags: Clear handmade acrylic luggage tag measuring 2.5 x 4.2 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides with a removable clear rubber loop handle.

PVC Tiles: White handmade PVC tile measuring 2.25 x 3.75 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip with a black adjustable plastic strap for hanging on bags, totes, backpacks, luggage, or other everyday gear.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love books, cozy weekends, literary humor, and bookish gifts with personality.

Choose a Charm:

Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

Buy 2 for $10 ~~ Use code 210 at checkout

Buy 5 for $20 ~~ Use code 520

Buy 10 for $35 ~~ Use code 1035

The joke lands before you even finish reading it. A scrawny guy in flip-flops and a ratty tank top — book in hand, stack of novels at his feet — peers into a mirror and sees a broad-shouldered, open-shirted version of himself staring confidently back. "Reading Makes You Sexy" is the MPCfiction exclusive that every reader already believes on some level, and this design makes the case with a straight face and excellent abs.

If you're shopping for a funny gift for readers, this one has range. It works for the book nerd who takes their TBR pile very seriously, the guy who reads more than he lifts, or anyone who needs a little bookish encouragement on their shelf or bag. A solid gag gift for book lovers and a genuinely funny reader gift that holds up every time someone sees it — and they will absolutely stop to look twice.

Bookmarks: Clear handmade acrylic bookmark measuring 2 x 6 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design with matching charms on both sides and a removable clear rubber loop handle.

Round Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Square Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade, kiss cut, and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Compact Mirrors: 2-inch compact mirror with plastic housing and a real glass mirror inside, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Luggage Tags: Clear handmade acrylic luggage tag measuring 2.5 x 4.2 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides with a removable clear rubber loop handle.

PVC Tiles: White handmade PVC tile measuring 2.25 x 3.75 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip with a black adjustable plastic strap for hanging on bags, totes, backpacks, luggage, or other everyday gear.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love books, cozy weekends, literary humor, and bookish gifts with personality.