Vinyl sticker and magnet featuring a melting snowman in flip flops slumped in a beach chair with the quip Florida Where Winter Goes to Die against a Florida map backdrop
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton. (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy (Copy)
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton. (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy (Copy)
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton. (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy (Copy)
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton. (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy (Copy)
Vinyl sticker and magnet featuring a melting snowman in flip flops slumped in a beach chair with the quip Florida Where Winter Goes to Die against a Florida map backdrop
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton. (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy (Copy)
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton. (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy (Copy)
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton. (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy (Copy)
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton. (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy) (Copy (Copy)

Florida Where Winter Goes to Die Funny Florida Souvenir Sticker Magnet Gift

$6.00

Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

Buy 2 for $10 ~~ Use code 210 at checkout

Buy 5 for $20 ~~ Use code 520

Buy 10 for $35 ~~ Use code 1035

A sunburned, slowly melting snowman slumped in a beach chair in flip flops, sunglasses sliding down what's left of his face, puddle forming beneath him, palm tree overhead, and the orange Florida map looming behind him like it has no regrets. "Florida. Where Winter Goes to Die." is both a threat and a promise, and this snowman walked right into it with open arms and came out significantly smaller.

This is the Florida souvenir sticker or magnet for everyone who has declared war on winter and moved their operations south permanently. It's a funny Florida gift for the snowbird who's done migrating back, the transplant who deleted their snow brush from memory, and anyone who uses "it's seventy degrees in January" as a personality trait. Stick it on a car bumper, a water bottle, or a fridge as a monument to a very good decision — and a gentle reminder to anyone still living somewhere cold that they have options.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love funny gifts with personality.

Choose a Charm:

Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

Buy 2 for $10 ~~ Use code 210 at checkout

Buy 5 for $20 ~~ Use code 520

Buy 10 for $35 ~~ Use code 1035

A sunburned, slowly melting snowman slumped in a beach chair in flip flops, sunglasses sliding down what's left of his face, puddle forming beneath him, palm tree overhead, and the orange Florida map looming behind him like it has no regrets. "Florida. Where Winter Goes to Die." is both a threat and a promise, and this snowman walked right into it with open arms and came out significantly smaller.

This is the Florida souvenir sticker or magnet for everyone who has declared war on winter and moved their operations south permanently. It's a funny Florida gift for the snowbird who's done migrating back, the transplant who deleted their snow brush from memory, and anyone who uses "it's seventy degrees in January" as a personality trait. Stick it on a car bumper, a water bottle, or a fridge as a monument to a very good decision — and a gentle reminder to anyone still living somewhere cold that they have options.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love funny gifts with personality.