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A sunburned, slowly melting snowman slumped in a beach chair in flip flops, sunglasses sliding down what's left of his face, puddle forming beneath him, palm tree overhead, and the orange Florida map looming behind him like it has no regrets. "Florida. Where Winter Goes to Die." is both a threat and a promise, and this snowman walked right into it with open arms and came out significantly smaller.
This is the Florida souvenir sticker or magnet for everyone who has declared war on winter and moved their operations south permanently. It's a funny Florida gift for the snowbird who's done migrating back, the transplant who deleted their snow brush from memory, and anyone who uses "it's seventy degrees in January" as a personality trait. Stick it on a car bumper, a water bottle, or a fridge as a monument to a very good decision — and a gentle reminder to anyone still living somewhere cold that they have options.
Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.
Metal Magnets: Round 3” metal disc with an exclusive MPCfiction design. Measures 3 inches in diameter. Made on thin aluminum disc. Won’t bend or break. Magnet is 3X stronger than soft vinyl fridge magnets.
Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love funny gifts with personality.
Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade stickers and magnets!
Buy Any 3 Get $8 Off ~~ Use code SAVE8 at checkout
Buy Any 5 Get $15 Off ~~ Use code SAVE15 act checkout
A sunburned, slowly melting snowman slumped in a beach chair in flip flops, sunglasses sliding down what's left of his face, puddle forming beneath him, palm tree overhead, and the orange Florida map looming behind him like it has no regrets. "Florida. Where Winter Goes to Die." is both a threat and a promise, and this snowman walked right into it with open arms and came out significantly smaller.
This is the Florida souvenir sticker or magnet for everyone who has declared war on winter and moved their operations south permanently. It's a funny Florida gift for the snowbird who's done migrating back, the transplant who deleted their snow brush from memory, and anyone who uses "it's seventy degrees in January" as a personality trait. Stick it on a car bumper, a water bottle, or a fridge as a monument to a very good decision — and a gentle reminder to anyone still living somewhere cold that they have options.
Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.
Metal Magnets: Round 3” metal disc with an exclusive MPCfiction design. Measures 3 inches in diameter. Made on thin aluminum disc. Won’t bend or break. Magnet is 3X stronger than soft vinyl fridge magnets.
Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love funny gifts with personality.
