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Books First Then People Maybe Funny Gift for Book Lovers and Introverted Readers

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The cat has priorities, and people didn't make the top of the list. This MPCfiction exclusive centers on a round-faced, big-eyed cat in a knitted scarf, peering over an open book with the kind of focused intensity that makes interruptions feel genuinely rude. A candle glows on a stack of well-worn books, a coffee cup sits close at hand, and autumn leaves frame the whole scene in warm amber and rust. The verdict at the bottom — Books first. Then people. ...maybe. — lands with exactly the dry humor that introverted readers have felt but rarely said out loud.

This is a funny bookish gift that requires zero explanation for the right buyer. Book lovers who relate more to cats than crowds, readers who have declined plans for a good chapter, bibliophiles who consider their reading time non-negotiable — this design was made for them. It works beautifully as a gag gift for book lovers or a stocking stuffer for readers who have a little antisocial streak and absolutely no regrets about it. Handmade in limited batches, so if someone on your gift list fits that description, this one won't wait forever.

Bookmarks: Clear handmade acrylic bookmark measuring 2 x 6 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design with matching charms on both sides and a removable clear rubber loop handle.

Round Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Square Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade, kiss cut, and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Compact Mirrors: 2-inch compact mirror with plastic housing and a real glass mirror inside, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Luggage Tags: Clear handmade acrylic luggage tag measuring 2.5 x 4.2 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides with a removable clear rubber loop handle.

PVC Tiles: White handmade PVC tile measuring 2.25 x 3.75 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip with a black adjustable plastic strap for hanging on bags, totes, backpacks, luggage, or other everyday gear.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love books, cozy weekends, literary humor, and bookish gifts with personality.

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Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

Buy 2 for $10 ~~ Use code 210 at checkout

Buy 5 for $20 ~~ Use code 520

Buy 10 for $35 ~~ Use code 1035

The cat has priorities, and people didn't make the top of the list. This MPCfiction exclusive centers on a round-faced, big-eyed cat in a knitted scarf, peering over an open book with the kind of focused intensity that makes interruptions feel genuinely rude. A candle glows on a stack of well-worn books, a coffee cup sits close at hand, and autumn leaves frame the whole scene in warm amber and rust. The verdict at the bottom — Books first. Then people. ...maybe. — lands with exactly the dry humor that introverted readers have felt but rarely said out loud.

This is a funny bookish gift that requires zero explanation for the right buyer. Book lovers who relate more to cats than crowds, readers who have declined plans for a good chapter, bibliophiles who consider their reading time non-negotiable — this design was made for them. It works beautifully as a gag gift for book lovers or a stocking stuffer for readers who have a little antisocial streak and absolutely no regrets about it. Handmade in limited batches, so if someone on your gift list fits that description, this one won't wait forever.

Bookmarks: Clear handmade acrylic bookmark measuring 2 x 6 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design with matching charms on both sides and a removable clear rubber loop handle.

Round Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Square Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade, kiss cut, and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Compact Mirrors: 2-inch compact mirror with plastic housing and a real glass mirror inside, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Luggage Tags: Clear handmade acrylic luggage tag measuring 2.5 x 4.2 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides with a removable clear rubber loop handle.

PVC Tiles: White handmade PVC tile measuring 2.25 x 3.75 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip with a black adjustable plastic strap for hanging on bags, totes, backpacks, luggage, or other everyday gear.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love books, cozy weekends, literary humor, and bookish gifts with personality.