The most remarkable thing about the Epstein mess isn’t the crime. That part is depressingly familiar. Power attracts predators, money buys silence, and institutions circle the wagons when exposure threatens the wrong people. No, what’s impressive is how the biggest open secret of our lifetime has somehow remained permanently unresolved, like a true crime podcast that forgot the ending on purpose.

Serious question: when celebrities share their political opinions, who exactly is supposed to change their mind?