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Ducking Reality Again Funny Bookish Gift for Book Lovers and Readers

$6.00

Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

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A tiny duck in a pink dinosaur onesie, surrounded by a "Shh... I'm Reading" mug, a stack of books titled things like Fiction Fixes Everything and Plotting Escapes, and a candle labeled Escape Plan — this MPCfiction exclusive captures the full reader experience in one absurdly cute package. The headline says Ducking Reality Again, and honestly, the little note on the floor says the rest: Dear Reality, I'll be back when the book ends. It's the design for anyone whose idea of a good time involves disappearing into a story and returning only when absolutely necessary.

If you're looking for bookish gifts for readers who treat fiction as a lifestyle rather than a hobby, this one lands. It makes a great funny gift for book lovers who've heard "just one more chapter" come out of their own mouth at 2 a.m., and it works just as well as a stocking stuffer for readers or a low-key birthday pick for the book nerd in your life. MPCfiction exclusives are made in limited batches, so if this one's calling to you — or to someone on your list — sooner is smarter.

Bookmarks: Clear handmade acrylic bookmark measuring 2 x 6 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design with matching charms on both sides and a removable clear rubber loop handle.

Round Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Square Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade, kiss cut, and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Luggage Tags: Clear handmade acrylic luggage tag measuring 2.5 x 4.2 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides with a removable clear rubber loop handle.

PVC Tiles: White handmade PVC tile measuring 2.25 x 3.75 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip with a black adjustable plastic strap for hanging on bags, totes, backpacks, luggage, or other everyday gear.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love books, cozy weekends, literary humor, and bookish gifts with personality.

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Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

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Buy 5 for $20 ~~ Use code 520

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A tiny duck in a pink dinosaur onesie, surrounded by a "Shh... I'm Reading" mug, a stack of books titled things like Fiction Fixes Everything and Plotting Escapes, and a candle labeled Escape Plan — this MPCfiction exclusive captures the full reader experience in one absurdly cute package. The headline says Ducking Reality Again, and honestly, the little note on the floor says the rest: Dear Reality, I'll be back when the book ends. It's the design for anyone whose idea of a good time involves disappearing into a story and returning only when absolutely necessary.

If you're looking for bookish gifts for readers who treat fiction as a lifestyle rather than a hobby, this one lands. It makes a great funny gift for book lovers who've heard "just one more chapter" come out of their own mouth at 2 a.m., and it works just as well as a stocking stuffer for readers or a low-key birthday pick for the book nerd in your life. MPCfiction exclusives are made in limited batches, so if this one's calling to you — or to someone on your list — sooner is smarter.

Bookmarks: Clear handmade acrylic bookmark measuring 2 x 6 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design with matching charms on both sides and a removable clear rubber loop handle.

Round Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Square Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade, kiss cut, and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Luggage Tags: Clear handmade acrylic luggage tag measuring 2.5 x 4.2 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides with a removable clear rubber loop handle.

PVC Tiles: White handmade PVC tile measuring 2.25 x 3.75 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip with a black adjustable plastic strap for hanging on bags, totes, backpacks, luggage, or other everyday gear.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love books, cozy weekends, literary humor, and bookish gifts with personality.