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Cocoa Cozy Chaos Bad Decisions Funny Bookish Gift for Readers Who Stay Up Too Late

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Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

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Meet the reader who has fully committed to the season: pompom hat, round glasses, hot cocoa loaded with marshmallows, a tiny snowman companion, and a stack of books titled "Just One More Chapter," "Probably Fine," and "What Could Go Wrong?" — all while cheerfully reading through "Cocoa, Cozy Chaos, Bad Decisions." This MPCfiction exclusive penguin knows exactly what kind of winter this is going to be, and has zero regrets about any of it.

It's a bookish gift for the reader who runs entirely on hot drinks and poor planning, and considers staying up until 2am finishing a chapter a completely reasonable life choice. Warm enough for the holiday gift list, funny enough for a book club exchange, and specific enough that the right person will absolutely claim it as their whole personality. A great stocking stuffer for readers who thrive in cozy chaos — snag it before this one disappears from the batch.

Bookmarks: Clear handmade acrylic bookmark measuring 2 x 6 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design with matching charms on both sides and a removable clear rubber loop handle.

Round Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Square Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade, kiss cut, and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Compact Mirrors: 2-inch compact mirror with plastic housing and a real glass mirror inside, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Luggage Tags: Clear handmade acrylic luggage tag measuring 2.5 x 4.2 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides with a removable clear rubber loop handle.

PVC Tiles: White handmade PVC tile measuring 2.25 x 3.75 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip with a black adjustable plastic strap for hanging on bags, totes, backpacks, luggage, or other everyday gear.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love books, cozy weekends, literary humor, and bookish gifts with personality.

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Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

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Meet the reader who has fully committed to the season: pompom hat, round glasses, hot cocoa loaded with marshmallows, a tiny snowman companion, and a stack of books titled "Just One More Chapter," "Probably Fine," and "What Could Go Wrong?" — all while cheerfully reading through "Cocoa, Cozy Chaos, Bad Decisions." This MPCfiction exclusive penguin knows exactly what kind of winter this is going to be, and has zero regrets about any of it.

It's a bookish gift for the reader who runs entirely on hot drinks and poor planning, and considers staying up until 2am finishing a chapter a completely reasonable life choice. Warm enough for the holiday gift list, funny enough for a book club exchange, and specific enough that the right person will absolutely claim it as their whole personality. A great stocking stuffer for readers who thrive in cozy chaos — snag it before this one disappears from the batch.

Bookmarks: Clear handmade acrylic bookmark measuring 2 x 6 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design with matching charms on both sides and a removable clear rubber loop handle.

Round Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Square Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade, kiss cut, and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Compact Mirrors: 2-inch compact mirror with plastic housing and a real glass mirror inside, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Luggage Tags: Clear handmade acrylic luggage tag measuring 2.5 x 4.2 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides with a removable clear rubber loop handle.

PVC Tiles: White handmade PVC tile measuring 2.25 x 3.75 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip with a black adjustable plastic strap for hanging on bags, totes, backpacks, luggage, or other everyday gear.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love books, cozy weekends, literary humor, and bookish gifts with personality.