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Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
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Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
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Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
Order a handmade bookish accessory featuring I Identify as a Book Hoarder by Michael P. Clutton.
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I Identify as a Book Hoarder Handmade Bookish Gift for Bibliophiles

$6.00

Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

Buy 2 for $10 ~~ Use code 210 at checkout

Buy 5 for $20 ~~ Use code 520

Buy 10 for $35 ~~ Use code 1035

Book hoarder identity? Fully accepted, proudly worn. This MPCfiction exclusive captures the whole personality in one cozy scene — stacked towers of well-loved books, autumn leaves, a candle labeled "just one more chapter," a mug sitting on a "book nook" stack, and a little reader so absorbed she hasn't looked up once. The warm browns and soft hearts give it that settled, unhurried reading-nook feeling, and the declaration at the bottom — I identify as a book hoarder — lands less like a confession and more like a manifesto.

If you know a bibliophile who has stopped apologizing for the towers on their nightstand, this is the bookish gift they'll actually get excited about. It works as a funny gift for readers who've heard "you have too many books" one too many times, and it's the kind of bookish accessory that other book lovers clock immediately and appreciate deeply. A great stocking stuffer for readers or a small gift for the book nerd who treats every flat surface as overflow shelving — this one is for them.

Bookmarks: Clear handmade acrylic bookmark measuring 2 x 6 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design with matching charms on both sides and a removable clear rubber loop handle.

Round Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Square Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade, kiss cut, and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Compact Mirrors: 2-inch compact mirror with plastic housing and a real glass mirror inside, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Luggage Tags: Clear handmade acrylic luggage tag measuring 2.5 x 4.2 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides with a removable clear rubber loop handle.

PVC Tiles: White handmade PVC tile measuring 2.25 x 3.75 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip with a black adjustable plastic strap for hanging on bags, totes, backpacks, luggage, or other everyday gear.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love books, cozy weekends, literary humor, and bookish gifts with personality.

Choose a Charm:

Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

Buy 2 for $10 ~~ Use code 210 at checkout

Buy 5 for $20 ~~ Use code 520

Buy 10 for $35 ~~ Use code 1035

Book hoarder identity? Fully accepted, proudly worn. This MPCfiction exclusive captures the whole personality in one cozy scene — stacked towers of well-loved books, autumn leaves, a candle labeled "just one more chapter," a mug sitting on a "book nook" stack, and a little reader so absorbed she hasn't looked up once. The warm browns and soft hearts give it that settled, unhurried reading-nook feeling, and the declaration at the bottom — I identify as a book hoarder — lands less like a confession and more like a manifesto.

If you know a bibliophile who has stopped apologizing for the towers on their nightstand, this is the bookish gift they'll actually get excited about. It works as a funny gift for readers who've heard "you have too many books" one too many times, and it's the kind of bookish accessory that other book lovers clock immediately and appreciate deeply. A great stocking stuffer for readers or a small gift for the book nerd who treats every flat surface as overflow shelving — this one is for them.

Bookmarks: Clear handmade acrylic bookmark measuring 2 x 6 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design with matching charms on both sides and a removable clear rubber loop handle.

Round Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Square Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade, kiss cut, and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Compact Mirrors: 2-inch compact mirror with plastic housing and a real glass mirror inside, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Luggage Tags: Clear handmade acrylic luggage tag measuring 2.5 x 4.2 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides with a removable clear rubber loop handle.

PVC Tiles: White handmade PVC tile measuring 2.25 x 3.75 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip with a black adjustable plastic strap for hanging on bags, totes, backpacks, luggage, or other everyday gear.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love books, cozy weekends, literary humor, and bookish gifts with personality.