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Bad Prose Worse Plot Unsupervised Author Funny Gift for Writers and Book Lovers

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The frog perched on a stack of craft books, holding his novel open with the unblinking confidence of someone who has never once considered feedback. His mug says "More Revision Please," his candle says "Kill Your Darlings," and his notebook has a very optimistic checklist — but "Bad Prose. Worse Plot. Unsupervised Author." tells the real story. This MPCfiction exclusive nails the particular chaos of a writer who absolutely should not be left alone with a manuscript and knows it.

A funny gift for the writer in your life who treats every first draft like a finished masterpiece, or for the reader who has encountered one too many unsupervised authors in the wild. Makes a great bookish gift for NaNoWriMo season, writing group exchanges, or anyone who has ever scrawled "strong beginning" at the top of a page and then completely panicked. Grab this one before it disappears — MPCfiction exclusives are made in limited runs and the best ones never stick around.

Bookmarks: Clear handmade acrylic bookmark measuring 2 x 6 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design with matching charms on both sides and a removable clear rubber loop handle.

Round Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Square Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade, kiss cut, and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Compact Mirrors: 2-inch compact mirror with plastic housing and a real glass mirror inside, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Luggage Tags: Clear handmade acrylic luggage tag measuring 2.5 x 4.2 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides with a removable clear rubber loop handle.

PVC Tiles: White handmade PVC tile measuring 2.25 x 3.75 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip with a black adjustable plastic strap for hanging on bags, totes, backpacks, luggage, or other everyday gear.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love books, cozy weekends, literary humor, and bookish gifts with personality.

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Price includes FREE SHIPPING on handmade charms!

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The frog perched on a stack of craft books, holding his novel open with the unblinking confidence of someone who has never once considered feedback. His mug says "More Revision Please," his candle says "Kill Your Darlings," and his notebook has a very optimistic checklist — but "Bad Prose. Worse Plot. Unsupervised Author." tells the real story. This MPCfiction exclusive nails the particular chaos of a writer who absolutely should not be left alone with a manuscript and knows it.

A funny gift for the writer in your life who treats every first draft like a finished masterpiece, or for the reader who has encountered one too many unsupervised authors in the wild. Makes a great bookish gift for NaNoWriMo season, writing group exchanges, or anyone who has ever scrawled "strong beginning" at the top of a page and then completely panicked. Grab this one before it disappears — MPCfiction exclusives are made in limited runs and the best ones never stick around.

Bookmarks: Clear handmade acrylic bookmark measuring 2 x 6 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design with matching charms on both sides and a removable clear rubber loop handle.

Round Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Square Keychains: Clear handmade acrylic keychain measuring 2 x 2.5 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Stickers or Magnets: Premium glossy vinyl design available as a peel-and-stick sticker or fridge magnet. Handmade, kiss cut, and featuring an exclusive MPCfiction bookish design. Measures 3 inches tall by approximately 2 to 2.5 inches wide, depending on design.

Compact Mirrors: 2-inch compact mirror with plastic housing and a real glass mirror inside, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides.

Luggage Tags: Clear handmade acrylic luggage tag measuring 2.5 x 4.2 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip applied to both sides with a removable clear rubber loop handle.

PVC Tiles: White handmade PVC tile measuring 2.25 x 3.75 inches, featuring an exclusive MPCfiction image and matching quip with a black adjustable plastic strap for hanging on bags, totes, backpacks, luggage, or other everyday gear.

Original MPCfiction artwork created for people who love books, cozy weekends, literary humor, and bookish gifts with personality.